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Period Demotivational Poster


WTF?!?! - Motifake is missing!


TAGS: rnr motifake periodic internet
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

5butjam - July 6, 2010, 8:23 am
I have this on a bag...
Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
Thats cause this table is flawed


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


PERIODS - Every girl has her day.




VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloodsucking vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More




JAPANESE WOMEN -




THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.


TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE! -




TOC - Education Is Important I Got You A Periodic Table For Your B-Day


TAGS: toc periodic table
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by rerun

thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:44 am
Sweet! Where can I pick that up?!? I really want that.


6.9 -


TAGS: six period nine foiled by nature
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
Dammit. This poster made me feel real dumb after about 6.9 seconds of staring at it. *sigh*
Derek - March 11, 2010, 3:07 pm
Clever
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:38 am
AMSOME! 5L


PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant


TAGS: period cycle not pregnant
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:34 am
Amen 5 bloated L's


MARRIAGE 101 - There is no good way to ask a woman if she is on her Period or off her medications. Choose your words carefully. She knows where you sleep.




POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: my seventy two hour cooling off period is over
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:25 am
You know that whole rule about personal attacks? Not that it really is one, but with the way things have been going around here in the last couple days, I don't know how strictly the rules will play.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:23 am
Ok Boss...easy now. I don't intend to harm you.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:20 am
And it was the same dude. Lot of alge growing on his back, but if you looked real careful like at the algae, you see: Harry Belefonte. And there can be only one Harry Belefonte.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Rejected why?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks NIK. Having you talk down to me like that feels a little like I'm cheatin' on the wife. But it happened more than once. And I picked up the little dude more than once. And I've caught my share of completely wild turtles. This was different.
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL. I also submitted a poster, which I expect to be rejected, by the way. Had to do it though. How long do these things usually take? Seems like forever this time.
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Obama poster isn't until August 11. What the hell, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:13 am
Well I'm sure that's all just how you remember it. I've caught dozens of turtles of all kinds in my youth, and imagine if you stand in the right spot for long enough, you could call any name and something will come to you. HAHA!!! I'm just sayin...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
*jaw-drop* Giving turtles a come-hither finger gesture?
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:12 am
Oh, uhm, "The Boss (Sean)" is because I just submitted an Obama -- "Born in the USA!" poster under that name.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:10 am
hurt a turtle, and he was fine. I didn't do anything else to him. Of course the "he" part of my totally true story is an assumption on my part. The rest is as I have said.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:08 am
my finger (well out of reach of it's mouth). When it got a few feet onto land I made a noise and kinda bluff. When he truned to try to get back into the water, I lifted him up by the tail. I looked at him for a bit and then let him go. I would never
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:06 am
Thanks NIK. But I swear that story is true. I was about ten-ish and I called "Timmy" for about, what seemed like forever, and this pretty much fully grown snapping turtle came out of nowhere to where I was. I then lured it onto land using ...
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 12:05 am
Ambien, Sean?
Nik - August 2, 2009, 12:04 am
LOL. Sean...you really crack me up!
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:03 am
or fed him a lot when he was smaller. What I was told is that they raised him and then let him and his sibling, Tommy, go.
The Boss (Sean) - August 2, 2009, 12:02 am
I used to know a snapping turtle named Timmy. Lived free, in a pond atttached to a lake, but would come if you called him. True story. Just thought I'd share that. The folks whose cottage was next to that pond either raised him from a hatchling ...
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
Not the snapping turtles, I hope.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Either way, it's turtles all the way down.
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:57 pm
Yeah! As soon as I figure out what that is, I'll thank you, Sean... or curse you.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 11:54 pm
Dammit, Bone ... you knew aggy was a recent convert to CT (Cosmic-Terrapinism), but you HAD to go there!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isn't much of an attack poster. I'm not even remotely offended.


APPROACH AT OWN RISK -


TAGS: period bathroom blood women
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
Cellulite is disgusting. But I like watching horror movies
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:44 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Preacher Man - March 20, 2012, 1:27 am
Looks like a public restroom in Silent Hill.
Rick69 - March 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
Bloody Hell! ... Sorry, I understand that joke was immature & insensitive. Period.


THAT TIME OF THE MONTH - When are you going to learn to shut your mouth ?


TAGS: period
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 2:12 am
good poster, pixilation hurts it badly. 3l. try quality over quantity, it will help.


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge assignment period
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by pieman

CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:27 pm
LMAO! perfect picture!
pieman - April 8, 2010, 1:33 pm
Thx
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
Nice one Pie!


MENSTRUATION - the woman in the porta-shitter is doin it wrong


TAGS: period
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by ieatbabies

Wow - July 31, 2009, 1:49 pm
My God... God, is... is that really you?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:23 pm
Mmmm I'd like to lap all that up and shove the bloody snow deep inside my quivering anus.


ALWAYS - Have A Happy Period! Really?


TAGS: period happy really funny
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by 2Lazy2Handle

EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
Available in Lite, Regular and Stuck-Pig.


MENSTRUAL CYCLES... - If you had one, you'd know it differs between women.


TAGS: corrections periods
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by anon

Hector - June 17, 2009, 2:17 pm
Hey, that looks like my wife's Aunt Florence.
RnR - October 10, 2008, 9:06 am
becuz this is information on a need-to-know basis... and we dont need to know
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:22 am
Really, why aren't guys taught this stuff? At least they'd be less scared of us when it happens!


Self-esteem -


TAGS: child dreams brief period joy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

chickenlittle - June 9, 2014, 8:19 pm
This is awesome spacedog!
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:29 pm
Thanks dawg, stuck in my head now! Tiiiny bubbles....never liked that song.
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 12:42 pm
GEEEEEEEEZUS…….and I had gall to think I was gonna make a poster………


Mother Nature -


TAGS: mother nature period snow storms suffers
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:55 am
That's pretty much Manitoba...teehee.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 am
Now That's Snow.


Shark Week -




SCIENCE? -


TAGS: men women periods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rudedog - February 22, 2013, 1:23 pm
Menses is terrifying.
GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:26 am
Setting a bowl of ice cream at the front door and scurrying off before it opens can work….sometimes. What doesn’t work is saying ‘ohhhhh, I know what t-i-i-i-i-m-e of the month it i-i-i-i-s’


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